'Glee' Recap: Gwyneth Paltrow Still Won't Shut Up

So, I was late getting home from work tonight and therefore completely missed this week's episode-opening set of contrivances that conspired to bring Gwyneth Paltrow back to McKinley High, but it quickly became apparent she was substituting for the school's sex education teacher, which: No, because everyone knows that the knuckle-draggers from the Phys. Ed. Department handle all adult-initiated conversations regarding peoples' naughty bits in high school, which means Coach Beiste should have been the one to put the kiddies off cucumber salad for the rest of their lives, so a massive whatever to that.
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