The Aliens Are Coming!

The Aliens Are Coming!

I've been obsessing about where and when I would have my first close encounter of the third kind since middle school. My teacher, Mr. Vice, was a little bit of an alien conspiracy theorist. His bulletin boards were covered with clippings from the National Enquirer, which at the time, mostly did articles about Oprah being fat and alien/Bigfoot/Loch Ness Monster sightings. He spent our four hours a week together showing us an array of videos—"Aliens and the Mayans," "The Truth About Roswell," Aliens in Ancient Egypt," "Crop Circles: An Extraterrestrial Playground." When I started sleeping on my parent's floor in the middle of seventh grade (I convinced myself that our back yard doubled as a UFO landing strip, I mean we did live in Arizona) they pulled me out of the gifted program. I tried to push images of flying saucer abductions out of my mind as I drifted off to sleep. My parents told me it would never happen, that Mr. Vice was a lunatic. Maybe Mr. Vice wasn't crazy, maybe he was a man before his time, or even an alien himself sent to prepare us for his race's arrival.

Source: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-aliens-are-coming/?eref=RSS

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François-Henri Pinault Is the Father of Linda Evangelista?s Son

According to court papers recently filed by supermodel Linda Evangelista, her son, Augustin James, 4, was fathered by Hayek's husband, François-Henri Pinault. Hayek and Pinault wed in 2009, but dated since 2006, around the time Evangelista got pregnant.

Source: http://feeds.celebritybabies.com/~r/celebrity-babies/~3/u07hILw7ixE/

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Quickies: Kate Middleton Wears A Maple Leaf Fascinator In Canada & Kate Moss Weds

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  • Kate Middleton makes wearing a red maple leaf on her head somehow not look Gaga while visiting Canada. [Celebuzz]
  • Salma Hayek's husband, the millionaire fashion exec Francois-Henri Pinault, has been outed as the father of Linda Evangelista's kid. He allegedly hooked up with the supermodel when he and Hayek were "on a break." Both women have four-year-old children by Pinault. [Gossip Cop]
  • Reese Witherspoon is in talks to play jazz singer Peggy Lee — another singing role! — in a script by Nora Ephron. [New York Post]
  • Fans are flocking to the late Princess Diana's former homes today, which would have been her 50th birthday. [People]

Source: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-quickies-070111/?eref=RSS

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Who Is The Random Chick With Mel Gibson?

Stories are invading the web today that the troubled actor has found a new girl. But who is she, and why is she crazy enough to hang out with Mel Gibson? First off, let?s point out the obvious; the guy is totally rich, and some girls are so money hungry that they will even stoop low enough to hang out with him. So we shouldn’t be surprised that a fetish model named Stella Mouzi has been canoodling with him over the last few weeks. They partied it up until very late one night this week. Photos have been circulating the web showing an old, tired looking Mel trying to keep up with her. Their so-called ?relationship? goes back a little further than that. TMZ has pics of them having dinner a few weeks ago, and even says that a source can confirm she has been over to his place. If I were her I would disable my voice mail. Seriously. Anyway, people are actually saying they are a couple. So who is she? Well, she is actually in the United States on a visitor?s visa from Greece, and is apparently trying to find a way to stay here longer. She [...]

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FOOLISH ACTIVITIES: Tone Loc ARRESTED! Shaunie O'Neal Offered Shaq Sex Tape With Mistresses!

Remember that alleged sex tape reports came out about of Shaq and jump-offs that was allegedly filmed while he was married to Shaunie?  Now, Shaunie says the same guy shopping the tape (and who Shaq supposedly threatened), also tried to shop the tape to HER.

 

Deets on that, plus Tone Loc got arrested for domestic violence, when you read on...

Last week, reports spread that Shaq had a man named Robert Ross pistol whipped and threatened all because of a plot to release a sex tape of Shaq and his mistresses.

Now, Shaunie confesses to TMZ that this Robert person approached HER about the tape as well...trying to sell it to her.  Shaunie says she "wanted nothing to do with it" because she knows Ross is a liar who can't be trusted, so she didn't give him the time of day.  She also said she can't confirm there even is a tape as she didn't see any footage.

How does she know he's a liar?  Because Ross also tried to publicize a relationship between he and Shaunie after she divorced Shaq....a relationship Shaunie says they NEVER had.

Last week, Ross claimed that Shaq hired his best friend and a gang of 7 men to attack him, kidnap him, and do other things to him all over this alleged "sex tape."  Too much for me....

 

 

In other news:

Rapper Tone Loc was arrested yesterday afternoon on charges of felony domestic violence after an argument with his child's mother.

Tone--government name Anthony Smith--was arrested at a Burbank, CA apartment complex and booked right after.  Reportedly, there were reports of physical violence during a fight with the woman.

He's still in lock-up on $50,000 bail.  Damn Anthony!  Not a good look.  Wild Thing indeed....

Source: http://theybf.com/2011/06/19/foolish-activities-tone-loc-arrestedshaunie-oneal-offered-shaq-sex-tape-with-mistresses

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Christina Milian & Her Blooming Violet

Here's a pretty pair!

Singer Christina Milian and her 1-year-old daughter Violet posed for the paps on the red carpet at yesterday's Hollywood premiere of Cars 2. Check out Violet's little gold runners - cute!

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Source: http://celebritybabyscoop.com/2011/06/19/christina-milian-her-blooming-violet

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